Pretty much what it says
I just wanted to see what you would do.
#AND THATS WHEN EVERYONE FELL IN LOVE#ITS THE RUFF OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only person who didn’t find this endearing… at all. Other parts made up for it but this right here? I did not like Bruce here.
You’re not the only one, spiderkiss. I found it very… confronting and the follow up didn’t make me feel much better until later. I suppose I can understand where he’s coming from - he’s trying to show her that while he is dangerous he has control over it but damn it don’t fuck with him - but still… it’s a very, very uncomfortable scene.
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
Since when were wombats that adorable. They’re so cute, just what the hell.
Not enough poison/venom/death
Fun things I learned in Australia:
possums run TOWARDS you instead of playing dead
koalas are high all the time
Kangaroos FUCKING GROWL and they will PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
Oh god I think I hurt myself laughing!
where are all our spiders? We have some sweet Aussie spiders down here
like this happy little miss
or this happy fellow, he just wants a hug!
Or these ones, who are gorgeous and make huge webs and sit in the middle f them so you know they’re there
Fucking orb spiders. Helpfully sitting there? HELPFULLY? I lived in the god damned tropics for 17 years (and I ain’t going back)! Those things make huge, intricate, INVISIBLE webs and there’s only ONE spider in the whole fucking thing and them BAM! It’s caught you!
Shiva and Shakti (in this image Shakti is represented as Parvati). In the big image they are represented as Ardharnariswara, the God who is half woman.
